There's been a lot in the news lately about how some of the Gitmo detainees went right back to being terrorists after being released. These detainees probably weren't terrorists before, but after months of being tortured and constantly being accused of being terrorists, once they were released, they said, "Screw it. I'm going to be a terrorist now."

I'm wondering if my ex-wife works at Gitmo as an interrogator. There were times when she would ask me if there was something bothering me. Since there was nothing bothering me, I would answer, "No, I'm just in a quiet mood." Five minutes later, she would ask if I was mad at her. Eventually, she would bug me about it so much that I actually would be mad at her. "Well, I wasn't mad at you before, but I am now."