Why does Subway think that everyone wants their sandwiches toasted? If I wanted a toasted sandwich, I would go to Quiznos. And, if I say "No" to toasting, don't toast it anyway. And, yes I know it's "Februany" but that doesn't mean I want a foot-long sandwich, so don't keep asking me, "Are you sure you don't want a foot-long?" If I wanted a foot-long, I would have ordered a frakking-foot-long!

(ETA) And, while I'm on the subject of difficult eateries, let me say something about Sonic. Not only did they remove the Chicken Strip Dinner from the menu, they no longer serve gravy either. And, (this is something that's been bugging me for a long time) when I was going up, I loved their Cherry-Vanilla-Lime-Sprites. But, for the past several years, whenever I order a Cherry-Vanilla-Lime-Sprite, I get a Cherry Limeade with vanilla. What the frak is that? I didn't order Limeade - I ordered Sprite. It's pretty easy: pull a Sprite, add vanilla, cherries and squeeze in a lime. Who knows? Maybe the Cherry-Vanilla-Lime-Sprite was something specific to the Sonic in the neighborhood where I grew up.