So, I've come up with a plan that might help me get over my "need" to find a girlfriend.

Part of my trouble is that I’m as girl-crazy as a little boy who’s just figured out what girls are. I can't remember how old I was when I first "discovered" girls. And, I don't know if girls went through this same phase. But, at some point in my life, I realized that some of the boys that I hung out with and played football and hide-and-seek with were... well... different. They were more fluffy. And, soft. And, rounded. They were girls.

Maybe if I go back to thinking that girls are just another kind of boy, that will help me. We’ll see how long that lasts.