I am such a dork. I think, I say "I think" there was a time when I actually knew how to talk to women. But, even if that were true, I surely don't know how anymore. You know, come to think of it, I've never known how to talk to women. EVER. Everytime I try to talk to a woman, it's like I'm 12 or 13 years old again. You remember how it was at that age... When you first started becoming interested in someone of the opposite sex... That's how I am today. And I'm 43 years old.

There's just too much pressure. What do I say so that she'll be interested and want to know more about me? How can I tell if she's interested? That's the biggest mystery for me. How can I tell if a woman is actually interested or she's just being nice? Is there some kind of sign? I read somewhere that, when a woman is interested in a man, she'll play with her hair. It's some kind of subconscience thing that has to do with grooming or somesuch. But, my problem is, I start wondering if she's doing it because she's interested in me, or some other guy in the room. Like I said, I am such a dork.