Why am I always the last to know? Apollo Moon Landings were a HOAX

Apparently, the Apollo moon landings were all faked and man has never been to the moon. Not only that, but the televised moon landing was actually filmed at Area 51 and the astronauts were brainwashed "to ensure their cooperation." That little bit of information comes from some guy who was a technical writer for the company that built the rockets for the Apollo program. In a book he wrote in 1974, he claims that NASA lacked the technology in 1969 to land humans safely on the moon.