From time to time, I look through online personal ads. And, from time to time, some of the ads just amaze me. Enjoy.

"Hello, to me of 28 years. At me blond hair and brown eyes. I search for real relations, I do not want what games. For me real relations, for a happy life are important now only. I wish to find present the man which will understand and love me. I hope, that I can find the man which will understand and love me. In the man I appreciate resoluteness, fidelity, fidelity and respect. I as want, that it would have good a sense of humour. I love pleasure and various fun. I want, that we could have fun together. I want a promessage the life with interesting to me the man. I am assured, that it is possible. I can tell about myself still, that I the cheerful person I do not like to despond and always I look at the world positively. I have much in a life, but there is no beloved. And I hope, that it soon to appear in my life and we shall be lucky enough.

p. s. If you consider that we are identical, we could get acquainted..."